I recently reread Friday's Child for the third time, and I still enjoy it just as much as I did the first time around. It is definitely one of my favorite Heyer novels, a remarkable fact when I consider that the main characters are some of the most vapid, shallow, and ridiculous I have ever encountered. Somehow, and I have not yet quite put my finger on why, I adore them anyway. Perhaps it is just that Hero Wantage and Lord Anthony Sheringham (Sherry to his friends) are so childish that they trigger a sense of affection in me? I'm not sure. What I can say for certain is that I feel an almost parental indulgence for their antics. No matter what scrapes they find themselves in, even when they pose danger to the feelings, and sometimes well-being, of others, my perfect humor and sympathy with them never waivers.
Our story begins with a failed proposal. Sherry fancies himself in love with his neighbor and current toast of the town, Isabella Milborne, and offers for her hand, more with the intention of freeing up his inheritance, held in trust until he marries or turns twenty-five, than settling down. Though he has convinced himself of his passion, debt is his true motivation, the inevitable result of a rakish lifestyle, and when Isabella rejects him, he vows to marry the next woman he sees. This just happens to be Hero, his childhood companion and longtime worshiper, who is in rather a predicament herself. The cousins who have long housed her have presented her with an ultimatum: accept the curate's offer of marriage or be sent to Bath to train as a governess. Sherry proposes the solution to both their troubles, and in a bizarre take on the marriage of convenience the two run off to London together, Hero hiding on the floor of Sherry's curricle to escape local notice.
Thus does Hero, the dependent cousin, become a viscountess. She and Sherry are married by private license the day after they arrive in London, and this is when the real fun begins. Initiated into Sherry's band of boon companions - his cousin, the scatterbrained Honorable Ferdinand Fakenham, the romantic and volatile Lord Wrotham, and the brains of the group (no difficult or notable feat), Mr. Gilbert Ringwood - Hero is introduced into a world to which few ladies of quality are ever exposed. She and Sherry rack up endless amounts of staggering expenses (Sherry buys no less than nine horses in a single afternoon) and engage in the kind of adventures that would cause proper ladies to faint. However, the inappropriateness of the situation he himself has created eventually works upon Sherry's notion of respectability (this is, after all, his very own wife who is spouting phrases like "bits of muslins" and frequenting gaming hells), driving the couple towards a more unexceptional mode of life. Fortunately for the reader, before we find ourselves at this happy conclusion, the laughs derived from this most unusual couple's lack of propriety are nonstop.
This book is one of both my and my husband's favorite novels to read aloud because the dialogue is so ridiculously amusing. I have no wish to deprive any potential reader of the outrageous joys the story contains and so must be very selective about what passages I choose to quote, but I think you get a sense of the atmosphere Heyer creates in this phenomenal book in the following scene during which, on the evening of their wedding, the newlywed couple dine with some of Sherry's friends:
The Honorable Ferdy, who had been pondering at intervals all day how his cousin's wife came by such a peculiar name, now introduced a new note into the conversation by saying suddenly: "Can't make it out at all! You're sure you've got that right, Sherry?"
"Got what right?"
"Hero," said Ferdy, frowning. "Look at it which way you like, it don't make sense. For one thing, a hero ain't a female, and for another it ain't a name. At least," he said cautiously, "it ain't one I've ever heard of. Ten to one you've made one of your muffs, Sherry!"
"Oh no, I am truly called Hero!" the lady assured him. "It's out of Shakespeare."
"Oh, out of Shakespeare, is it?" said Ferdy. "That accounts for my not having heard it before!"
"You're out of Shakespeare too," said Hero, helping herself liberally from a dish of green peas.
"I am?" Ferdy exclaimed, much struck.
"Yes, in the Tempest, I think."
"Well, if that don't beat all!" Ferdy said, looking around at his friends. "She says I'm out of Shakespeare! Must tell my father that. Shouldn't think he knows."
"Yes, and now I come to think of it, Sherry's out of Shakespeare too," said Hero, smiling warmly upon her spouse.
"No, I'm not," replied the Viscount, refusing to be dragged into these deep waters. "Named after my grandfather!"
"Well, perhaps he was out of Shakespeare, and that would account for it."
"He might have been," said Ferdy fair-mindedly, "but I shouldn't think he was. Mind you, I never knew the old gentleman myself, but from what I've heard about him I don't think he ever had anything to do with Shakespeare."
"Very bad ton, my grandfather," remarked the Viscount dispassionately. "Regular loose-screw. None of the Verelsts ever had anything to do with Shakespeare."
"Well, I dare say you must know best, Sherry, but only think of Anthony and Cleopatra!" argued Hero.
"Anthony and who?" asked Ferdy anxiously.
"Cleopatra. You must know Cleopatra! She was a Queen of Egypt. At least, I think it was Egypt."
"Never been to Egypt," said Ferdy. "Accounts for it. But I know a fellow who was in Egypt once. Said it was a sad, rubbishing sort of place. Wouldn't suit me at all."
Hero giggled. "Silly! Cleopatra is hundreds and hundreds of years old!"
"Hundreds of years old?" said Ferdy, astonished.
"Good God, you know what she means!" interpolated the Viscount.
Mr. Ringwood nodded. "She's a mummy," he said. "They have 'em in Egypt." He felt that this piece of erudition called for some explanation, and added: "Read about 'em somewhere."
"Yes, but the one I mean is in Shakespeare," said Hero. "I expect it's the same one, because he was forever writing plays about real people."
A horrible suspicion crossed Ferdy's mind. He stared fixedly at her, and said: "You ain't a blue-stocking, are you?"
"Of course she's not a blue-stocking!" cried the Viscount, bristling in defence of his bride. "The thing is she's only just out of the schoolroom. She can't help but have her head crammed with all that stuff!"
"Anyone can see she's not a blue-stocking," said Mr. Ringwood severely. "Besides, you oughtn't say things like that, Ferdy. Very bad ton!"
Mr. Fakenham begged pardon in some confusion, and said he was devilish glad. A fresh bogey at once raised its head, and he demanded, in accents of extreme foreboding, whether the evening's entertainment was to consist of Shakespeare. Upon being reassured, he was able to relax again and to continue eating his dinner in tolerable composure.
Such is the style of anti-intellectualism that pervades this story, a thing I would typically deplore, yet incongruously I love every moment of it. For all those who compare Heyer to Austen, I offer this novel up as a demonstration of the absurdity of the notion. Austen could never (would never) create these characters, who are more caricature than anything remotely based in reality. I continue to be amazed at Heyer's ability to entrance me with those who I must deplore, in a manner most antithetical to Austen, and perhaps none more so than Hero and Sherry. I cannot recommend this book enough and plan to have my husband read it to me, once again, while I am in labor, for nothing else could provide such a perfect distraction. I only fear that my laughter will prove an impediment to my ability to follow the doctors instructions, but that, I fear, simply cannot be helped.
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Monday, March 7, 2011
Mr. Darcy's Secret by Jane Odiwe
Jane Odiwe, both writer and painter, is an extraordinarily talents lady. He newest book, Mr. Darcy's Secret, treats the reader to not only an apt display of her literary ability, but also of the aesthetic vision she draws upon in her paintings. As I read the novel, I experienced the same kind of wanderlust I am overcome by when I look at the pictures from her travels on her blog, janeaustensequels.blogspot.com, as she paints the scenery of Derbyshire and the Lake District in beautifully descriptive language. Indeed, the entire book is like a portrait of the Darcy's after their marriage - a glimpse into the joys and challenges they are likely to experience as they get to know each other and learn to communicate as husband and wife. Like all great paintings, it is not a perfectly pristine image, but one that challenges the mind and questions our assumptions.
I do not want to reveal any spoilers and so will have to tiptoe around the issue of just what Mr. Darcy's secret is, but what I will say is that its existence, and eventual revelation, pose just the kind of conflict to the newlywed couple that all romances must address: how much of your partner's past is it fair to inquire into, and how much can each individual safely share with the other. It is a strange reference, but I am reminded of a Tom Waits lyric: "I tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past." In my own marriage, I have found that complete honesty is the best foundation, and it is gratifying to see that when a similar policy is finally adopted by the Darcys, it has the effect of liberating both from long harbored burdens while strengthening their bond. I realize this seems rather intuitive to modern readers, we must remember that during the Regency it was the norm for men to lead lives that genteel women were almost entirely sheltered from, and the notion that a wife would intrude upon her husband's past (and present) associations was rather revolutionary.
The other plot line in the novel focuses on Georgiana and her quest for love. It comes as a shock to Elizabeth to discover that Darcy would like to arrange the kind of marriage of convenience he himself rejected for his little sister, and while she struggles to understand the protective instincts that drive him, Georgiana undergoes an internal battle, not unlike the one her brother overcomes in Pride and Prejudice, between fulfilling her perceived familial obligations and following her heart. Much of the book is written from Georgiana's perspective, and it is here that Ms. Odiwe finds the means of projecting her own artistic sensibilities through her characters. While Georgiana is usually presented as a master musician, we know, thanks to Miss Bingley's praise of her accomplishments, that she excels in many areas, so imagining her as a devoted artist is an easy leap for the reader to make. It is her love of art that draws her towards her romantic interest, a Mr. Thomas Butler, and it is through their attuned eyes that we see Ms. Odiwe's talent for capturing imagery, as in this scene:
I want to leave you with this wonderful image Ms. Odiwe painted, based upon Cassandra Austen's famous picture of Jane from behind. I love the notion of Austen turning around to give us that endlessly craved glimpse of her face, as it reminds me of the very purpose of reading and writing Austenesque literature. Jane gave us the framework within which to let our imaginations run wild, and we, her devoted fans, simple adore filling in the blacks and elaborating upon the clues provided. This is what Ms. Odiwe has accomplished so well in both this picture and in Mr. Darcy's Secret: extending and celebrating our delight in all things Austen.
I do not want to reveal any spoilers and so will have to tiptoe around the issue of just what Mr. Darcy's secret is, but what I will say is that its existence, and eventual revelation, pose just the kind of conflict to the newlywed couple that all romances must address: how much of your partner's past is it fair to inquire into, and how much can each individual safely share with the other. It is a strange reference, but I am reminded of a Tom Waits lyric: "I tell you all my secrets but I lie about my past." In my own marriage, I have found that complete honesty is the best foundation, and it is gratifying to see that when a similar policy is finally adopted by the Darcys, it has the effect of liberating both from long harbored burdens while strengthening their bond. I realize this seems rather intuitive to modern readers, we must remember that during the Regency it was the norm for men to lead lives that genteel women were almost entirely sheltered from, and the notion that a wife would intrude upon her husband's past (and present) associations was rather revolutionary.
The other plot line in the novel focuses on Georgiana and her quest for love. It comes as a shock to Elizabeth to discover that Darcy would like to arrange the kind of marriage of convenience he himself rejected for his little sister, and while she struggles to understand the protective instincts that drive him, Georgiana undergoes an internal battle, not unlike the one her brother overcomes in Pride and Prejudice, between fulfilling her perceived familial obligations and following her heart. Much of the book is written from Georgiana's perspective, and it is here that Ms. Odiwe finds the means of projecting her own artistic sensibilities through her characters. While Georgiana is usually presented as a master musician, we know, thanks to Miss Bingley's praise of her accomplishments, that she excels in many areas, so imagining her as a devoted artist is an easy leap for the reader to make. It is her love of art that draws her towards her romantic interest, a Mr. Thomas Butler, and it is through their attuned eyes that we see Ms. Odiwe's talent for capturing imagery, as in this scene:
Georgiana took the route along the lakeside, not the quickest, but the most beautiful. Everyday there was something new to see in the ever changing scene, whether it was of wildlife frequenting the water or the effects caused by weather transforming the mere into one of ethereal fantasy as the light and mists descended to play upon the surface. This morning, swathes of white vapour draped like bridal veils across the water rose in filmy clouds up to the blue heavens, transforming all she could see into shades of lilac and cerulean so that the fells and the water met one another in mutual harmony. She must remember to describe the scene to Tom, she thought, and could not resist pulling out her pocket sketchbook she had made for such a purpose. The sun was breaking through the clouds, fanning sunbeam fingers restlessly, caressing the surface of the mere like a pianist scaling up and down the keys. Everywhere was silence and for a moment Georgiana felt as if she were the only person in the world, and so small did she feel against the majesty of the mountains that made such a stunning backdrop, as well as the surrounding beauty of the landscape, that she was filled with a sense of the divine. Her pencil made rapid strokes. It was no good, she decided. It was impossible to do justice without using colour and she vowed to return later with her paints and brushes.Interestingly, while engaging in such visual language, Ms. Odiwe mocks the literary pretensions of several characters, as Lady Catherine and Miss Bingley become devotees to the contemporary vogue for romantic poetic expression. Both these ladies journey to the Lakes to be inspired by the sublime, leading to several amusing moments in the text. The Wickhams too find themselves in the region, and all these disagreeables act precisely in the manner we expect, adding to the drama of the story. I think Ms. Odiwe particularly succeeds in developing Miss Bingley, who for a time almost becomes sympathetic, but just when I was prepared to feel sorry for her a burst of characteristic spite returns her back to her proper place in my estimation. It would have been very interesting if Ms. Odiwe fully developed the storyline surrounding Miss Bingley, even perhaps redeeming this despised lady in the manner of her previous novels, Lydia Bennet's Story and Willoughby's Return. Despite my enjoyment of this newest book, I prefer these previous efforts and hope that Ms. Odiwe will write more stories of the sort in the future, as they are amongst my very favorite of the many Austen sequels I have read.
I want to leave you with this wonderful image Ms. Odiwe painted, based upon Cassandra Austen's famous picture of Jane from behind. I love the notion of Austen turning around to give us that endlessly craved glimpse of her face, as it reminds me of the very purpose of reading and writing Austenesque literature. Jane gave us the framework within which to let our imaginations run wild, and we, her devoted fans, simple adore filling in the blacks and elaborating upon the clues provided. This is what Ms. Odiwe has accomplished so well in both this picture and in Mr. Darcy's Secret: extending and celebrating our delight in all things Austen.
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Friday, March 4, 2011
Northanger Abbey Janeicillin: Part One
It is, sadly, sometimes not the fate of two lovers to not hasten together to perfect felicity, but instead to bear the torment and heartache of doubt and separation. Such a fate is all the more to be bemoaned when it is brought upon a couple by the capriciousness of a misguided parent, but a very happy Catherine Morland and Henry Tilney had no notion that they were to be subjected to such whims when they optimistically entered the parsonage at Fullerton, intending to request of Mr. and Mrs. Morland their permission to marry. It is not to be supposed that this eminently kind and practical couple would be the ones to throw needless barriers in their daughter's path to happiness, but the abundance of the latter quality which they possessed suggested that such impediments were not needless, after all, but necessary to the preservation of the respectability they so cherished.
Yet before such considerations could be contemplated, the Morlands had first to overcome the shock of Mr. Tilney's most unexpected proposal. One might think that Mrs. Allen would have been so good as to inform them that Catherine had formed a very decided attachment to this young man, but that lady not being the most perceptive, and the Morlands themselves not being ones to indulge in fantasies about highly unlikely pairings, they were taken entirely by surprise. Indeed, when Mr. Tilney first requested a private conference with Mr. Morland, who had only recently returned to the house, it seemed that his reasonable purpose must be to explain the circumstances that lead to Catherine's rude and untimely ejection from his familial home, despite Mrs. Morland's previous protestations that no such explanation was required. The rector braced himself to hear a very unpleasant explanation, for what that was remotely felicitous could possibly explain the General's unaccountable behavior? - but was instead confronted by a most shocking request for marriage. After taking the few needed moments to compose his thoughts, he responded thusly: “Forgive me, Mr. Tilney, for my prolonged silence, but I am afraid I had no notion that you and Catherine had formed such a decided partiality for each other. In fact, following her abrupt removal from your ancestral home, I was rather of the belief that we would not be hearing from any member of your family again. This request, under the circumstances, is most unexpected.”
Henry nodded in understanding, “I fully comprehend what your feelings must be, Mr. Morland. Believe me when I say that my father' s precipitate actions drastically altered the course of courtship that I had previously pursued. As Miss Morland had always been viewed by my father in a most agreeable light - he seemed to court her favor and encourage our association - I hardly expected for his inclinations to take such a decided turn. It seems that the mischief might be laid at the door of one Mr. John Thorpe, with whose family you are unfortunately already familiar. What you may not be aware of, sir, is that this man also had pretensions towards your daughter, apparently born out of a quite mistaken notion of her fortunes. Indeed, I believe it is this misconception regarding the affluence of your family that influenced his sister's behavior towards your son as well. The two are responsible for unaccountable grief and sorrow.” Mr. Morland signaled his agreement, and Henry continued, “Mr. Thorpe, while in Bath, had occasion to regale my father with a massively exaggerated account of Miss Morland's worldly expectations, including a quite unfounded presumption regarding her relationship with Mr. and Mrs. Allen, and it was this, unbeknownst to myself, that persuaded the General to invite her to Northanger. I am sorry to say that my father would not be inclined to show such condescension had he possessed a true notion of her expectations.”
“Excuse me, Mr. Tilney, but being so perceptive regarding General Tilney's values, did you not question this surprising kindness towards one whom, I presume you knew, was not as well dowered as your father expected?”
A pained look crossed Henry's face. “His unusual behavior did indeed take me by surprise, I confess. I even discussed it with my sister Eleanor, and she too could provide no explanation for his unaccountable overtures. All I can plead as an excuse is that I was very taken with Miss Morland, as was Eleanor, who lives an isolated life, and we were both too pleased with our good fortune in securing such an agreeable companion to question my father's motives. It is rare that one meets with such innate goodness and unaffected behavior as your daughter possesses, Mr. Morland. She is a credit to both you and Mrs. Morland, and I naively hoped that it was these qualities that influenced my father's hospitality.”
“I thank you, Mr. Tilney, for the acknowledgment. We are very proud of Catherine, especially considering the presence of mind and fortitude she displayed upon her recent adventure, which I admit to being something of a revelation to my wife and myself. I assume you are about to explain why such attributes were called into action? As pleased as we are to know that they exist, I would not have had them make their debut under such circumstances.”
“No indeed, Mr. Morland. Nor would I. It seems my father had the fortune to run across Mr. Thorpe's path again, this time in London. Now speaking under the influence of both his own and his sister's disappointed hopes, he exaggerated the extent of your family's poverty to a similar extent that he had previously proclaimed your massive wealth. My father, angry that he had been misled and blaming Miss Morland, rather than the creature truly responsible, for his misconception, took his rage out upon her. He hastened homeward and with all expediency expelled her from the house. Thus was she forced to suffer such inhospitality and to travel in such a decidedly unsuitable manner. As soon as I learn of the circumstances, I rushed here, eager to insure myself of her well-being. I can only be thankful that my sister had the forethought to make sure Miss Morland had the funds on hand to pay for her journey, else I know not what might have befallen her at my father's hands.”
“Yes, Mr. Tilney. I cannot but feel a similar degree of gratitude towards Miss Tilney. Yet I am afraid that this account does pose some problems regarding your request. It is not to be supposed, considering his late position, that General Tilney will be prevailed upon to bless such a union as you seek, and I am afraid that I cannot, in good conscious, bless an engagement that is so disagreeable to your parent.”
Though Henry's face fell, he proceeded with firm determination. “I understand your perspective, Mr. Morland, but let me reassure you that my own fortunes are in no way dependent upon my father. I am in possession of a very comfortable living and will inherit a considerable sum secured upon me through marriage settlements. Though my father may withhold these for the duration of his life, which I trust will last for many years, I am fully able to support a wife in the meantime.”
“That is all very reassuring, Mr. Tilney, but money is not my chief consideration. You have shown yourself a considerate and feeling young man; could you really countenance marrying so decidedly against your father's will?”
Henry nodded his head sadly, “I certainly would rather not be in such a situation, but I cannot be hopeful that anything will sway my father's opinion.”
“What of your report? You have now seen with your own eyes that we are not quite the paupers the General believes. Could not your word sway him?”
“I fear that in matters of matrimony, my father is rather mercenary in his beliefs,” Henry blushingly acknowledged.
“Well, we must hope that circumstances intervene to alter his mind. In the meantime, while I welcome your overtures towards Catherine, I am afraid I must withhold my consent to an engagement.”
“I understand your position, Mr. Morland, and while I respect it, I am disappointed.”
“These things have a way of working themselves towards an agreeable conclusion, Mr. Tilney. Do not despair. What is meant to be, will be.”
“Thank you, Mr. Morland. I hope you prove correct.”
They shook hands, a formal gesture which Mr. Morland familiarized by patting the younger man on the shoulder in a comforting gesture. “Let us speak to the ladies. I am sure Catherine has shared your news with her mother, and they must be anxious to learn the outcome of our conference.”
In case there was any doubt, both Mrs. Morland and Catherine rose in a manner most expectant upon the entry of the gentlemen into parlor, and the absence of any of the many other Morlands indicated that mother and daughter had been engaged in private discourse. Catherine stepped forward with a look of anticipation, but upon seeing the serious turn of Henry's demeanor, she held back, a crestfallen look overtaking her expression. Having explained the circumstances to Mrs. Morland, she had been warned by that sage matron not to be overly hopeful of a positive outcome to Mr. Tilney's request, but youthful spirits had lead her, nonetheless, to be most sanguine in her predictions. Surely Mr. Tilney, with his able tongue, would convince her father to give his consent, but it was not to be. Mr. Morland took it upon himself to convey the news to the ladies: “Well, my dears, I have had the very great honor of receiving a request for your hand, Catherine, from this very fine young man who visits us today. Though I would be pleased to bestow you upon such a gentleman as he has proven himself to be, I am afraid that the current opposition of his father to any match of the sort must presently prevent me from providing my consent. However, should the General have a change of heart, I see no objection to such an eligible connection.”
These words seemed to Catherine the loss of all hope, but her mother took the news rather differently. She greeted her husband's announcement as only the mildest set back, her own style of parental care not comprehending how anyone could long oppose the wishes of a beloved child, and while her innate honesty forced her to acknowledge that, "Catherine would make a sad, heedless young house-keeper to be sure," she was quick to supply the consolation of there being nothing like practice. Indeed, a delay in a formal engagement would give her daughter the much needed opportunity to better prepare for the matrimonial state.
As the young people were not engaged, they were not allowed the luxury of a private parting. Catherine was not permitted the solace of bemoaning the state of limbo she and Henry were now thrust into with he who could most understand her emotions, but the Morlands were not so unreasonable as to not prohibit the couple from exchanging a few words out of reach of chaperoning ears.
“I will speak with my father, Catherine. Somehow he must be brought to reason.”
“But how is he to be worked upon, when his prejudices are all so decidedly against me?”
“I do not presently know, but we will somehow find a way to prevail. I know it.” He spoke to reassure not only Catherine, but also to fortify himself. “I will write to you and let you know how all proceeds.”
“Oh, please do! I will look for your letter daily.”
At this heartfelt declaration, Henry's smile returned. This is why he fell in love with Catherine Morland. She made no attempt to feign nonchalance, as a more worldly woman would, or tease him into a state of uncertainty. She was all honesty. “And I shall as eagerly await your response.” Reluctantly they parted, Henry returning to what was now his only home, to watch over his young plantations, and extend his improvements for her sake, to whose share in them he looked anxiously forward, while Catherine remained at Fullerton to cry.
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Thursday, March 3, 2011
The Convenient Marriage by Georgette Heyer
In true Heyer fashion, the colorful hero and heroine render this book utterly delightful. Set in the eighteenth century, The Convenient Marriage is one of Heyer's few novels that starts with a marriage and ends in love, as opposed to the her standard formula of tumultuous courtship resulting, on the last page, with a passionate embrace. The Earl of Rule, after many years of determined, and somewhat rakish, bachelorhood, has been convinced by his sister to form an eligible match and ensure his succession, and who better than a Winwood of Winwood to fulfill that post? No matter that Winwood itself is horribly encumbered, the family's penchant for gambling having left them of the verge of penury; the generous settlements Lord Rule is willing to pay for the honor of marrying so eligible a bride will safe them from the sponging house. The problem is that the eldest Miss Winwood, the beautiful Elizabeth, is already in love. Her situation seems hopeless until her youngest sister, the far less comely and stuttering Horatia (only recognizable as the fair one's sister by their shared, distinctive Winwood nose), decides to right the situation, taking matters into her own hands by clandestinely visits Lord Rule and offering herself as a wife in Elizabeth's stead, having never even set eyes on him before. The result is this hilarious scene, which I cannot help but to quote at length:
As the passage above reveals, we have a very unusual heroine on our hands. Young and unworldly, she finds herself in all kinds of scraps once her marriage launches her on the town. The minor ones are of her own creation, but the more sinister ones are contrived by Lord Rule's old enemy, Lord Lethbridge, and those who wish to see the marriage fail: Rule's former mistress, Lady Massey, and his heir apparent, the Macaroni Crosby Drelincourt. Furthermore, Horatia's well meaning but harebrained brother, Pelham, rather worsens situations when he means to aid his sister. He and his companion in arms, Sir Roland Pommeroy (who reminds me of one of my most favorite Heyer hero, Freddy Standen of Cotillion), add a massive dose of comedy to the tale, eventually finding themselves in cahoots with with nothing less than a highwayman in their attempts to protect Horatia's honor. Eventually, our heroine comes to learn that her husband is truly in love with her and did not just marry her for her Winwood nose. No matter what mischief she falls into, he will always be there to bail her out, and with far more grace and decorum than her brother can muster. This unlikely couple prove to be perfectly suited, and I found my self wishing at the end of the book that Heyer had indulged in more than one trilogy, so anxious was I to know what might befall the couple next.
A lady, not so tall as he had expected to see, was standing with her back to the door, apparently inspecting an oil painting that hung on the far wall. She turned quickly as he came in, and showed him a face that certainly did not belong to Miss Winwood. He checked for a moment, looking down at her in surprise.And as he has already decided that her would very much like to be married to her too, it is not long before they are united.
The face under the simple straw hat also showed surprise. "Are you L-Lord Rule?" demanded the lady.
He was amused. "I have always believed so," he replied.
"Why, I th-thought you were quite old!" she informed him ingenuously.
"That," said his lordship with perfect gravity, "was unkind in you. Did you come to see me in order to - er - satisfy yourself as to my appearance?"
She blushed fierily. "P-please forgive m-me!" she begged, stammering dreadfully. "It w-was very r-rude of m-me, only you s-see I was surprised just for the m-moment."
"If you were surprised, ma'am, what can I be but deeply flattered?" said the Earl. "But if you did not come to look me over, do you think you could tell me what it is I am to have the honour of doing for you?"
The bright eyes looked resolutely into his. "Of c-course, you don't know who I am," said the visitor. "I'm afraid I d-deceived you a little. I was afraid if you knew it was not L-Lizzie you might not receive me. But it was not quite a lie to say I was Miss W-Winwood," she added anxiously."B-because I am, you know. "I'm Horry Winwood."
"Horry?" he repeated.
"Horatia," she explained. "It is an odious name, isn't it? I was given it on account of Mr W-Walpole. He is my godfather, you understand."
"Perfectly," bowed hid lordship. "You must forgive me for being so dull-witted, but would you believe it? - I am still quite in the dark."
Horatia's gaze faltered. "It is - it is very difficult to explain it to you," she said. "And I expect you are horridly shocked. But I did being my m-maid, sir."
"That makes it far less shocking," said his lordship reassuringly. "But would it not be much easier to explain this very difficult matter to me if you sit down? Will you let me take your cloak?"
"Th-thank you," said Horatia, relinquishing it. She bestowed a friendly smile upon her host. "It is not anything n-near so difficult as I thought it would be. Before you came in my spirits quite f-failed me. You see, my M-mama has not the smallest n-notion of my being here. But I couldn't think of anything else to do." She gripped her hands together, and drew a deep breath. "It is because of L-Lizzie - my sister. You have offered for her, haven't you?"
Slightly taken aback, the Earl bowed. Horatia said in a rush: "C-could you - would you m-mind very much - having m-me instead?"
The Earl was seated in a chair opposite to her, absently swinging his eyeglass, his gaze fixed on her face in an expression of courteous interest. The eyeglass stopped swinging suddenly, and it was allowed to fall. Horatia, looking anxiously across at him, saw a rather startled fron in his eyes, and hurried on: "Of c-course I know it ought to be Charlotte, for she is the elder, but she said nothing would induce her to m-marry you."
His lips quivered. "In that case," he said, "it is fortunate that I did not solicit the honour of Miss Charlotte's hand in marriage."
"Yes," agreed Horatia. "I am sorry to have to say it, but I am afraid Charlotte shrinks from the idea of m-making such a sacrifice, even for L-Lizzie's sake." Rule's shoulders shook slightly. "Have I said s-something I shouldn't?" inquired Horatia doubtfully.
"On the countrary," he replied. "Your conversation is most salutary, Miss Winwood."
"You are laughing at me," said Horatio accusingly. "I d-daresay you think I am very stupid, sir, but indeed, it is most serious."
"I think you are delightful," said Rule. "But there seems to be some misapprehension. I was under the impression that Miss Winwood was - er - willing to receive my addresses."
"Yes," concurred Horatia. "She is w-willing, of course, but it makes her dreadfully unhappy. Th-that's why I came. I hope you don't m-mind."
"Not at all," said his lordship. "But may I know whether I appear to all the members of your family in this disagreeable light?"
"Oh no!" said Horatia earnestly. "M-mama is excessively pleased with you, and I myself d-don't find you disagreeable in the least. And if only you would be so v-very obliging as to offer for me instead of Lizzie I should like you very well."
"But why," asked Rule, "do you want me to offer for you?"
Horatia's brow drew close over the bridge of her nose. "It must sound very odd," she admitted. "You see, Lizzie must m-marry Edward Heron. Perhaps you do not know him?"
"I believe I have not the pleasure," said the Earl.
"W-well, he is a very particular friend of ours, and he loves L-Lizzie. Only you know how it is with younger sons, and poor Edward is not even a Captain yet."
"I am to understand that Mr Heron is in the Army?" inquired the Earl.
"Oh, yes, the T-tenth Foot. And if you had not offered for L-Lizzie I feel sure M-mama would have consented to him being contracted to her."
"It was most lamentable of me," said Rule gravely. "But at least I can remedy the error."
Hiratia said eagerly: "Oh, you will take m-me instead?"
"No," said Rule, with a faint smile. "I won't do that. But I will engage not to marry your sister. It's not necessary to offer me an exchange, my poor child."
"B-but it is!" said Horatia vigorously. "One of us m-must marry you!"
The Earl looked at her for a moment. Then he got up in his leisurely way, and stood leaning on the back of a chair.
"I think you must explain it all to me," he said. "I seem to be more than ordinarily dull this morning."
Horatia knot her brows. "Well, I'll t0try," she said. "You see, we're so shockingly poor. Charlotte says it is all P-Pelham's fault, and I dare say it may be, but it is no use blaming him, b-because he cannot help it. G-gambling, you know. Do you gamble?'
"Sometimes," answered his lordship.
The grey eyes sparkled. "So do I," declared Horatia unexpectedly. "N-not really, of course, but with Pelham. He taught me. Charlotte says it is wrong. She is l-like that, you know, and it makes her very impatient with poor P-Pel. And I m-must say I feel a little impatient myself when Lizzie has to be sacrificed. Mama is sorry too, b-but she says we must all feel d-deeply thankful." She coloured, and said rather gruffly: "It's v-vulgar to care about Settlements, but you are very rich, are you not?"
"Very," said his lordship, preserving his calm.
"Yes," nodded Horatia. "W-well - you see!"
"I see," agreed Rule. "You are going to be the Sacrifice."
She looked up at him rather shyly. "It c-can't signify to you, can it? Except that I know I'm not a Beauty, like L-Lizzie. But I have got the Nose, sir."
Rule surveyed the Nose. "Undoubtedly, you have the Nose," he said.
Horatia seemed determined to make a clean breast of her blemishes. "A-and perhaps you could become used to my eyebrows?" The smile lurked at the back of Rule's eyes. "I think, quite easily."
She said sadly: "They won't arch, you know. And I ought to t-tell you that we have quite given up hope of my g-growing taller."
"It would be a pit if you did," said his lordship.
"D-do you think so?" Horatia was surprised. "It is a great trial to me, I assure you." She took a deep breath, and added, with difficulty: "You m-may have n-noticed that I have a - a stammer."
"Yes, I had noticed," the Earl answered gently.
"If you f-feel you c-can't bear it, sir, I shall quite understand," Horatia said in a small, anxious voice."
"I like it," said the Earl.
"It is very odd of you," marvelled Horatia. "But p-perhaps you said that to p-put me at my ease?"
"No," said the earl. "I said it because it was true. Will you tell me how old you are?"
"D-does it matter?" Horatia inquired forebodingly.
"Yes, I think it does," said his lordship.
"I was afraid it m-might," she said. "I am t-turned seventeen."
"Turned seventeen!" repeated his lordship. "My dear, I couldn't do it."
"I'm too young?"
"Much too young, child."
Horatia swallowed valiantly. "I shall grow older," she ventured. "I d-don't want to p-press you, but I am thought to be quite sensible."
"Do you know how old I am!" asked the Earl.
"N-no, but my cousin, Mrs M-Maulfrey, says you are not a d-day above thirty-five."
"Does not that seem a little old to you?" he suggested.
"Well, it is rather old, perhaps, b-but no one would think you were as much," said Horatia kindly.
At that a laugh escaped him. "Thank you," he bowed. "But I think that thirty-five makes a poor husband for seventeen."
"P-pray do not give that a thought, sir!" said Horatia earnestly. "I assure you, for my p-part I do not regard it at all. In f-fact, I think I should quite like to marry you."
As the passage above reveals, we have a very unusual heroine on our hands. Young and unworldly, she finds herself in all kinds of scraps once her marriage launches her on the town. The minor ones are of her own creation, but the more sinister ones are contrived by Lord Rule's old enemy, Lord Lethbridge, and those who wish to see the marriage fail: Rule's former mistress, Lady Massey, and his heir apparent, the Macaroni Crosby Drelincourt. Furthermore, Horatia's well meaning but harebrained brother, Pelham, rather worsens situations when he means to aid his sister. He and his companion in arms, Sir Roland Pommeroy (who reminds me of one of my most favorite Heyer hero, Freddy Standen of Cotillion), add a massive dose of comedy to the tale, eventually finding themselves in cahoots with with nothing less than a highwayman in their attempts to protect Horatia's honor. Eventually, our heroine comes to learn that her husband is truly in love with her and did not just marry her for her Winwood nose. No matter what mischief she falls into, he will always be there to bail her out, and with far more grace and decorum than her brother can muster. This unlikely couple prove to be perfectly suited, and I found my self wishing at the end of the book that Heyer had indulged in more than one trilogy, so anxious was I to know what might befall the couple next.
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Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Henry and Maria
So it's official. I did not make it to the top ten of the Jane Austen Made Me Do It Short Story Contest. C'est la vie. Two of my favorites, however, did make the cut, and I am very happy for both them and all the winners. I now feel like I am at liberty to publish my story here, for the ease of those who might wish to read it. It has a far more lascivious nature than my usual subjects, as I chose to write about how Henry Crawford and Maria Rushworth ended up together. I hope you enjoy it, and again, congratulations to the winners!
Henry and Maria
“Come along, Maria. It's rather brisk out here, you know, and I should not wish to catch cold.”
Maria Rushworth barely heard her husband, lost in contemplation of the townhouse before which her luxurious carriage stood. She had never been one to swoon, having always enjoyed excellent health, but the prospect of entering the edifice made her knees weaken and quake. Tonight she would see him, the man she had loved, for the first time since her unfortunate marriage to the oafish fellow waiting to hand her down, tottering from one foot to another in an attempt to emphasize his need for warmth – an action, like all of his, which filled her dejected heart with the utmost disdain. Chiding herself for lack of courage, she reluctantly grasped the plump hand extended to her and set forth to confront her fate.
The Rushworths, upon entering the house of Mr. and Mrs. Fraser, garnered no small amount of attention. Though Mary Crawford had only confided to her dear friends, Mrs. Fraser and Lady Stornaway, the events that had occurred the previous fall at Mansfield Park, it is understandable how the tale spread from these ladies to their many acquaintances. Miss Crawford had only imparted the story of Maria Bertram's flirtation with Mr. Crawford as a means of soothing the ruffled sensibilities of her old friends, understandably disturbed upon learning that Henry's long-sought heart had been taken, and by a lady with few worldly prospects. It was natural that Mrs. Fraser should tell the tale to Miss Fraser, as it was with this young woman that her expectations for Mr. Crawford had rested, and that a young girl of dashed hopes would keep such a juicy bit of gossip to herself is almost inconceivable. The new Mrs. Rushworth was quite the sensation of the season, and if that elegant lady, with her striking good looks and respectable fortune, had failed to entrance Mr. Crawford, what chance had a Margaret Fraser? And to be the cousin of the mythical Fanny Price, the lady who had succeeded where so many others had tried and failed – how much more deeply must the blow have been felt by Mrs. Rushworth, knowing that her father had harbored such a viper under her own roof, and at her own family's expense? Miss Fraser, thanks to Miss Crawford, knew that tonight would be the first time the two had met since the lady's marriage, and she and her companions were agog with curiosity to see how events would transpire.
Miss Fraser was certainly correct in assessing Maria's sentiments towards her cousin. That Fanny, of all people, should have proved a rival to Miss Bertram was excruciating. Never mind that when Mr. Crawford had fallen in love with Miss Price, Miss Bertram had already become Mrs. Rushworth – such reflections could not ease the pain of knowing that her frumpy, wallflower of a relation had succeeded where she had failed. And then to have rejected Mr. Crawford's proposals! This notion was even more shattering to Maria's pride. While she was relieved that she would not be meeting a Mrs. Crawford, her outrage in knowing that Fanny had thought slightingly of what she most coveted tore at her vanity, never previously tried until Henry had entered her life.
Maria felt the eyes of the room upon her as she entered, finding strength in the knowledge that her husband's wealth, if not providing happiness, had at least purchased the exquisite gown so carefully chosen for the occasion, determined as she was that both Mr. Crawford and the world would see her to the utmost advantage. Yet gratitude for becoming armor was insufficient in overcoming her disgust for Mr. Rushworth's. No amount of money thrown away at the best tailors London had to offer could disguise the inelegance of his figure, and no amount of worldly worth could overcome the disdain that, she was certain, all thinking people would instinctively feel for him as soon as the sorry man opened his mouth to utter a word. For Maria, forced to further suffer the clumsiness of his conjugal attentions, he was abhorrent. In her innocence she had believe that familiarity and a handsome income would overcome her revulsion, but never had she been more wrong. Each day only increased her misery.
Surreptitiously, she glanced around the room, searching for the man with whom all her hopes had once lain, but she did not see him. For a moment she felt a burst of hope that he would not, after all, be present, but the sensation was fleeting, replaced by an unaccountable wave of disappointment. She would rather meet him when secure in the glory of her best looks than accidentally be taken by surprise one day. Besides, she had rehearsed her greeting, carefully calculated in its indifference, and it would be, she rationalized, a shame to waste the preparation.
“There is your brother Edmund, my dear, over by Miss Crawford. Shall we pay our respects?” He offered her his arm, which she took with the lightest touch she could contrive, all contact with him filling her with repugnance. They moved across the room, smiling at acquaintances, with all the appearance of a happy couple, or at least Maria hoped. If the more discerning members of the gathering, such as the two whom they now approached, could see through her facade, she trusted her husband remained in complete ignorance.
“Maria! Rushworth! How do you do this evening?” greeted Edmund. Maria smiled at him, assuring him of her well-being, and he responded in kind. Though the siblings were not close, they could not have lived all their lives in the same house without detecting the uneasiness that lay behind both their happy pretensions. Edmund felt some innate sympathy for his sister's plight in such a husband, but she had made her choice and must abide by it. Maria, in turn, felt all the damage the Crawfords had inflicted, and took some malicious comfort in the knowledge that her brother, too, suffered at their hands.
Mr. Rushworth took himself off to the card room, where he would surely lose to the many professed friends who found him lucrative bait, but Maria remained in her brother's company. Pleased to be relieved, for the moment, of her husband's unwanted companionship, she tried to forget her anxiety for the approaching encounter and had almost succeeded, diverted by Miss Crawford's always amusing banter, when suddenly he was there, just inside the room, greeting the Frasers warmly. It took all of Maria's self control to not walk towards him, as her body and her heart instinctively told her to. He looked just as always: that striking, dark countenance which had once seemed so undeniably plain in her eyes was now undoubtedly the most handsome she could imagine. He was smiling, that irresistible smile, all ease, the epitome of what Mr. Rushworth lacked. He must have known that she would be there, but he made no effort to seek her in the crowd. His indifference steeled her nerves. Mustering herself, she managed to turn away and focus her attention back on the conversation at hand. She stood by his sister; he would come to her.
Mr. Crawford was not as indifferent to the new Mrs. Rushworth's presence as he feigned, having immediately noticed her upon entry into the Fraser's house. It was hard not to, so resplendent was she in her dashing gown and jewels. He thought of Fanny, just briefly, and how uncomfortable she would be in such finery, and a sense of self-congratulation filled his being. He was not one to be blinded to the diamond in the rough when presented with a jewel that sparkled more, though it was of lesser value. Knowledge of his own perception could only bring pleasure. The fact that Fanny had not yet consented to be his wife did not trouble him. Her reluctance only increased her worth, especially when compared with Maria, who had proved such an easy conquest. He completed his civilities to his hosts – was that a hint of resentment he detected in Miss Fraser's eyes? no matter – and made his way towards his sister.
“My dear Mary! How do I find you this evening?”
“Perfectly well as always, brother, so long as I confine myself to the very best company the room affords. How incongruous that it should include a clergyman!”
”Hello Bertram. It is always a pleasure. I trust all at Mansfield are well?”
“Very much so, Crawford. Thank you. I believe you have the most recent information regarding my cousin in Portsmouth, whom I trust you found in health.”
Henry frowned. “Not as well as I would have liked. I'm afraid that close quarters have robbed her of her bloom. I do not think Sir Thomas would have sent her there had he been fully aware of the conditions in which the Price family live.”
“Indeed? I would not doubt my father's knowledge of their situation, as it was precisely that which motivated him to suggest the visit. But here you see my sister, Mrs. Rushworth, to whom city life has caused no ill-effects.”
He finally turned to look at her and was shocked by what he saw, though Edmund was correct: it in no way smacked of ill-health, only imperiousness. Henry knew he had made some impact on Maria Bertram's heart, but he was unprepared to be greeted by such a profound degree of resentment. Edmund, too, was surprised by her haughtiness, quite unlike the usual manners of his thoroughly well-bred sister, and the recollection of Fanny's words regarding Mr. Crawford's former attentions to Maria rose unbidden in his mind.
Collecting himself, Henry bowed and said, “My dear Mrs. Rushworth. Marriage suits you indeed.”
Maria dropped the slightest of curtseys, saying only, “Mr. Crawford,” in acknowledgment.
But Henry was not one to be so easily put off. “ And where is Miss Bertram this evening? I thought to see her here.”
“She is dining with cousins of ours.”
“I see. Please convey my best wishes to her, and my hopes to meet her while she remains in town.”
Maria nodded in response.
Stepping into this most awkward conversation, Edmund thought to return to the subject he perceived to be not only the safest, but also the most pleasing to himself, by inquiring again after Fanny's well-being.
“I really am quite concerned, Bertram,” replied Henry, with an affecting degree of worry etched upon his face. He was not sorry to see Maria's chin jut even farther into the hemisphere. Clearly her pique had more to do with his choice of bride than her own disappointment. This he could not only bear, but thought quite proper, as it fulfilled his intention of proving to the lady what sort of woman it was that could attach a man of sense. “I offered to convey her home at any time. All she need do is send a line to my sister, but I fear she will not be budged.”
“No. Fanny would never dream of leaving Portsmouth until my father called for her. I do hope your worry is unfounded. My cousin has never been of robust constitution, and the lack of exercise to be had in her family home must account for her current disorder. But do not fear. Once she is returned to Mansfield, she will be as she was, and, if my father is correct, far better for having gained an appreciation for the luxuries she has come to take for granted.”
“I cannot think that Miss Price has ever taken anything for granted in her life,” Miss Crawford said, having been watching Mrs. Rushworth with a great deal of scrutiny, and finding herself unable to resist the urge to praise the often overlooked Fanny. “You do her a disservice, Mr. Bertram. Never have I known a more appreciative creature.”
“My dear Miss Crawford, if anyone understands Fanny's finer qualities, I think it must be I, having always been her best friend. No, indeed, I think my father is quite correct in his approach. Fanny has been sheltered at Mansfield, and a taste of life's realities can only do her good.”
“I hope you are right, Bertram. While I appreciate Sir Thomas' efforts, recognizing them to have been made on my behalf, I do hope the treatment may soon be considered complete.”
“Excuse me,”said Maria, unable to endure any more, “but I believe my husband beckons me. Edmund, Miss Crawford, Mr. Crawford.” She pronounced the last name with significant disdain.
Later that evening, when Henry and Mary were able to converse more privately, she teased him on Mrs. Rushworth's account. “Never have I seen the lady so put out, Henry. Clearly, your proposal to Fanny has been perceived as a personal slight.”
“If Mrs. Rushworth learns from this experience what qualities are truly pleasing to a man of discernment, she will be better for it in the long run. I trust I have done her a service.”
“I do not think she regards it in that light.”
“No. She clearly does not. I suppose I should have expected it, but I must say that it chagrins me to see her so cold when I am used to her inviting smiles. I wonder if I cannot sooth her resentment? It will not do for us to always meet so when we are cousins.”
“No indeed. Only be careful, Henry. You do not wish to trifle with her, not when Fanny is your goal. I think she cannot have as much satisfaction in her marriage as she would wish the world to suppose, and in such a situation, a proud lady can prove volatile.”
“Do not worry for me, Mary. I know where my heart lies, as does Mrs. Rushworth. Did you note her face when I said I'd like to collect Fanny from Portsmouth?”
“Jealously does not become her.”
“Certainly not. I must see if something cannot be done about it.”
Several weeks passed in which Henry was able to enact his plans. He had thought of leaving town for Everingham, as he told Fanny he would, and while a small pang was experienced in knowing she would disapprove of his procrastination, the lure of melting Mrs. Rushworth's hostility overrode any attending discomfort. His progress, over just the few formal meetings that had occurred between the two since the Fraser's party, had been considerable. Mrs. Rushworth was easier in her acknowledgment of him, and his very judicial attempts to not mention Fanny in her presence, an act made easier by Edmund's return to Mansfield, had their effect. Furthermore, when news of Tom Bertram's illness spread quickly through the town, as any misfortune befalling the heir of a very pretty property will, Henry was quick to perceive how such ill-tidings could be turned to his purpose. As knowledgeable as he was in the workings of the female heart, he knew just how to approach Maria in the very manner that must engage her sentiments, and if the thought crossed his mind that she seemed relatively unaffected by her brother's waning health, despite her protestations otherwise, he did not for long dwell upon the suspicion. After all, she was not the lady he wished to marry, so if he found that she lacked a tender heart it was of no concern to him. On the contrary, it rather made his current activities all the more innocuous. For Henry Crawford was a man who liked occupation, and while Fanny remained in Portsmouth, he thought the diminishment of Maria Rushworth's animosity towards him a very worthwhile manner in which to ward off idleness. If such a course aroused any lingering affection she might still harbor for him, he trusted that it would cause her no enduring degree of suffering.
As for Mrs. Rushworth, seeing Henry again only served to increase her already notable intolerance for her husband, a trend intensified by Julia's relocation to their cousin's home in Bedford Square. Maria suspected the move had something to do with increasing her younger sister's access to Mr. Yates, who, having recently arrived in town, had been paying her notable attention, but she cared little for that, only feeling put out that she now faced increased solitude with her husband. His inescapable presence was agonizing, and she had taken to feigning evening headaches in order to escape his affections. This malady, however, did not prevent her from enjoying the social delights of London, where she often found herself in Mr. Crawford's company. Seeing him in proximity to her husband was insupportable: one possessing all the grace, while the other so notably lacked that essential refinement. Inevitably, her heart having long ago succumbed to the former's charms, she felt her dismissive stance towards him fade. Although she tried to maintain her rancor, she was unable to, especially when he began to pay her such specific notice. No mention of Fanny was made between them, and Maria flattered herself that her superior charms were having their inevitable effect, erasing the sad image of her dowdy cousin from his mind. Yet her triumph was uncertain as long as she could so vividly recall that it was Fanny who had secured an offer of marriage from Henry, not her eminently more eligible self. The notion that she should test the extent of his attachment occurred to her uneasy mind and, regardless of her better judgment, would not be erased.
It was when she was in this precarious mood that Mr. Rushworth received news of his mother's intentions to join her son and daughter-in-law in Wimpole Street for the remainder of the season. The newlyweds had been invited to spend time in Twikenham by Maria's new friends the Aylmers, a couple in whose society she often found the Crawfords, with whom they seemed to be on very good terms. She had thought to decline the invitation, having no wish to confine herself to a small party in which her husband's company would be inescapable, but now she saw an opportunity to rid herself of his burdensome presence. Suggesting that he should accompany his mother on her journey from Bath, as, indeed, he was accustomed to doing prior to his marriage, she easily convinced him to repair to the spa town rather than attending her to the Alymers. Her hint that time out of the city, and in relative solitude, would be just the thing to repair her health played no small part in his ready compliance.
To do Maria justice, she had no notion that Henry would find himself likewise in the neighborhood of Richmond, though the thought did flit through her tortured mind that when he learned of her intended visit, as he inevitably would, a decision to retreat from the city would be a testament to his renewed devotion. So when he called at the Alymers, not long after her arrival, her spirits soared at the sight of him. This was how it should be, Maria and Henry together, with no odious Mr. Rushworth to hinder their interaction. Her friend, Mrs. Alymer, showed no disapprobation for what quickly revealed itself to be a determined flirtation. Indeed, that kind lady dropped several hints in Maria's ear regarding the best means of maintaining discretion and avoiding censure when engaged in such activities. And so they met everyday, and for the first time since her marriage, Maria found herself not only happy, but blissful. All the high spirits that belonged to Miss Bertram resurged in Mrs. Rushworth. Only two things hindered her elation: the constant reminder her name provided that she was, no longer, a Miss Bertram after all, and the ever present, unnamed shadow of Fanny. The latter, at least, she could address.
Her time at Twickenham was rapidly drawing to a close. She had received word from her husband regarding his return to London, and Maria knew that she must be there to welcome both him and the Dowager. To shirk such responsibility was precisely the kind of faux pas that Mrs. Alymer had warned her against. Her time was running out, and though she feared the response, her heart dictated that she must know what was Henry's present stance towards her cousin. Had Fanny indeed been plunged from his memory? Or was he once again only trifling with her affections, building her up for yet another shattering disappointment like the one she had suffered when he retreated from Mansfield, upon Sir Thomas' return from Antigua? She was determined to learn the truth.
It was on her final evening with the Alymers that she broached the subject. Henry had been invited to dine and, being a small party, and one hosted by those who wished to throw no rubs in the way of their guests' amusements, it was an easy matter to garner privacy once the gentlemen rejoined the ladies after the meal. In a quiet corner of the drawing room, Henry and Maria made themselves comfortable, engaged in the kind of nonsensical, slightly risque conversation that had come to define their interactions. When he momentarily took her hand – an impulse arising from the moment and atmosphere – the lady felt emboldened to speak.
“Do you return to London, or is it still your intention to retreat to Everingham, thereby depriving us of your company?”
“I do have business to attend to, and it has been put off rather longer than it should be, but I feel no remorse, though I know I should, for having succumbed to the pleasures of the moment, rather than applying myself to the rigors of duty.”
“Does your duty still include rescuing my cousin from the hardships of Portsmouth?”
Henry start was noticeable, having been totally taken aback by Maria's reference to Fanny. They had seemed to have an unspoken arrangement not to mention his hopes in that area, and it was this assumption that had allowed him to proceed in the current, diverting flirtation. Fanny need never know of it, as she would undoubtedly disapprove, and he had thought that Maria silence on the subject indicated her tacit agreement to not confuse simple diversion with either party's lasting romantic interests. Quickly recovering from his surprise, he replied in a manner befitting their casual dalliance:
“My offer does indeed still stand to return her to Mansfield, though I am glad that I have had the opportunity to enjoy the amusements of Richmond instead.”
This did not quite satisfy Maria. “But you will hasten to my cousin's call, should she request you to? Even if it meant forsaking your present pursuits?”
“As a gentleman, I am honor bound to. I have given her my word.”
“I had not thought your honor so dear, nor your word so unbreakable.”
Now Henry was truly alarmed. While he had often engaged a lady's affections and then abandoned her, he had never allowed himself to be placed in a situation where he would be called upon to defend his actions. It was not in his nature to verbally dash a lady's hope, and his withdrawal had always proven a sufficient end to all affairs grown tiresome. Not knowing what to say in response to such a direct attack, he fell back upon custom and evaded the question. Smiling, as if amused, he raised his voice to address the room: “Say Alymer, we cannot possibly allow Mrs. Rushworth to spend her last evening in such a mundane manner. What say you to a game of cards? That should keep us all highly entertained.”
The suggestion was eagerly agreed to, Mr. Alymer being a great gamester, and decorum necessitated that Maria relinquish her stance and comply with the will of the company. She recognized that her thrust had been thwarted, and, having never been accustomed to failure, Henry's parry only strengthened her resolve to press the point upon their next meeting. That it would surely take place in London, under her husband and mother-in-law's eyes, was of no account. Her pride would not allow her to retreat when her heart had already strayed so far.
Henry, on the other hand, gratefully withdrew to town, and upon arrival immediately sought out his sister's sage counsel. To his dismay, Mary had heard rumors about his activities in Richmond.
“I am afraid the town is rather abuzz with it. Society already had its eye on you both, you know, her cold reception of you at the Fraser's party having been very well observed. Such a reversal in her sentiments was bound to attract notice.”
“But I care naught for the woman, and why should mere dalliance put everything I hold most dear at risk? Nearly Fanny's very last words to me were, 'We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it, than any other person can be.' If I had heeded her advice, I certainly would not now be in this predicament.”
“She will be the making of you, Henry, if your foolishness has not destroyed your chances with her. At least you could have amused yourself with someone other than her own cousin, then perhaps the likelihood of her learning of the affair, retired as she lives, would have been very slim.”
“Well what had I best do now that the damage, by your estimation, has already been done?”
“I will write to her at once, asking her again to allow us to convey her to Mansfield in the strongest terms. If I mention your having seen Mrs. Rushworth at Twickenham, casually of course, it should assure her of the innocence of your dealings.”
“Precisely right. Thank you, Mary. And if she should still refuse, I will depart for Everingham instantly, thereby sparing myself of further encounters with Mrs. Rushworth.”
“You had best leave now. Why linger, when it will only give her further opportunity to embroil you in unwanted gossip?”
“When she is under the gaze of that vulture of a mother-in-law? I think I have little to fear in the immediate future. Besides, if I am at Everingham, how am I to be on hand to hear Miss Price's response when it arrives?”
But Henry had put too much stock into Maria's discretion, as we are all unfortunate enough to already know, and rejoice or deplore the miscalculation as each sees fit. Her reunion with Mr. Rushworth – whose presence was more inescapable than ever now that his mother was on hand to ensure the newlyweds behaved as such – was precisely the catalyst she required to throw all caution to the wind. Within the week, when the Rushworths spotted Mr. Crawford at the theater, Maria beckoned to him to join their box in such a particular manner that he had little choice, not being willing to publicly snub her, other than to comply. Under the very perceptive nose of her mother-in-law, Maria proceeded to engage Henry in the exact same kind of banter that had become their habit while in Richmond, and there was little he found himself capable of doing to stop her. Mr. Rushworth, formerly so oblivious to anything that might be considered clandestine, was put on his guard by his mother, and expressed his wrath not only openly, but vulgarly, catching the attention of all in attendance. Henry retreated as gracefully as he could, but his mortification was necessarily severe. He decided to instantly repair to Everingham, a far more safe location to await word from Fanny, but it was already too late. One Mr. Harding, a dear friend of Sir Thomas', having witnessed the fracas at the theater, sent both word of warning to Mansfield, and also called in Wimpole Street the very next day, in hopes of thwarting any larger scandal than that already incurred. There he met with a Mr. Rushworth very happy to receive his guidance, but the two Mrs. Rushworths proved less manageable. The elder maintained her stance that Maria was not to be trusted, while the younger, at the mere mention of Mr. Harding's arrival, panicked at the notion of her father's censure and fled Wimpole Street for the only safe haven that occurred to her – the house of Admiral Crawford, where Henry resided. Despite the disapproving eye of the butler, who wished to bar the distraught Mrs. Rushworth from entrance into the residence (her lone bandbox an alarming accoutrement to his knowledgeable eye), Henry had her shown in, not wishing to invoke further unwanted notice. This decision was fatal, for the Dowager, having been almost instantly informed of her daughter-in-law's suspicious departure by a trusty maidservant, an account reinforced by the butler's reliable recollection of the missing lady's destination, was quick to denounce Maria's actions to the world, unwilling to allow her son to be the dupe of a wife whom she had come to deem most unworthy.
It was thus that Henry found himself trapped. A few lines in the paper confirming the scandalous event sealed his fate. Recognizing the futility of his pretensions to Fanny's hand and swayed by the dubious advice of the Admiral, he escaped with his unwanted mistress into the countryside, there to spend many increasingly unsatisfying months in her company. It was not long before both detested the other so completely that a rupture was inevitable. He blamed her for the lose of Fanny, while she mocked him for his infatuation with the cousin she had never valued. If either party knew how little the subject of their dispute cared for either's actions – indeed, how she could almost be thankful for their foolishness, as it so cleanly cleared the path to her own happiness – their chagrin would have been perfectly complete.
The End
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The Jane Austen Made Me Do It Short Story Contest - My Picks
So voting has ended in the Jane Austen Made Me Do It Short Story Contest and all who entered (including myself) are eagerly awaiting the announcement of the top ten vote recipients, amongst whom the final winner will be chosen. I must say that I do not have much hope for my entry, "Henry and Maria", as Mansfield Park themed stories seem to be at an inevitable disadvantage (and mine was the only one!), but I enjoyed the experience nonetheless and am happy with my entry. I was highly impressed by the caliber of many of the entries, my previous experience of a contest of this sort, the tales selected to be featured in Dancing with Mr. Darcy, having proven rather disappointing (read my review here). Just because voting has ended does not mean we cannot still enjoy the many wonderful stories that were entered in the competition, and I thought I would share my favorite ten (listed in numerical order as opposed to preference) before the results were announced. They are:
75 - "What Would Eliza Do" by Sandra Bellock Listorti
An amusing account of Caroline Bingley's last ditch attempt to ensnare Mr. Darcy.
71 - "Mary Bennet's Story" by Kayse L. Vernon
Romance and adventure finds a most unsuspecting Mary.
65 - "Jane, Unexpected" by Carrie Pate
An ambitious woman finds her Mr. Darcy where she wasn't expecting it.
61 - "A Most Alarming Letter" by Sheridan Rose
Highly humorous account of a series of disasters that bring Elizabeth and Darcy to an understanding at Rosings.
56 - "The Love Letter" by Brenna Aubrey
An unsuspecting man rediscovers his true love thanks to Jane Austen.
55 - "A Husband for Miss Margaret" by Alysia Mathews
Margaret Dashwood makes a most advantageous match.
44 - "Mary" by Sarah Grace Kuhlman
An epistolary tale of a deserving young lady finding love despite financial and social obstacles.
36 - "The Girls of Netherfield Park" by Marybeth Ihle
Moving diary of an orphan girl weathering WWII with the help of Jane Austen.
23 - "Carpe Diem" by Jane Greensmith
Told from Lucy Steele's perspective, a sympathetic account of her engagement to Edward Ferrars
07 - "Lifeline" by RachelP
How an unfortunate accident could have brought Elizabeth and Darcy together after the Netherfield Ball.
Many more of the stories are quite excellent (there were very few I did not enjoy), but these are the ones that made the most lasting impression on me. You can still read them all at Pemberley.com, and I urge you to do so. This contest has been a treasure trove for the JAFF fan.
75 - "What Would Eliza Do" by Sandra Bellock Listorti
An amusing account of Caroline Bingley's last ditch attempt to ensnare Mr. Darcy.
71 - "Mary Bennet's Story" by Kayse L. Vernon
Romance and adventure finds a most unsuspecting Mary.
65 - "Jane, Unexpected" by Carrie Pate
An ambitious woman finds her Mr. Darcy where she wasn't expecting it.
61 - "A Most Alarming Letter" by Sheridan Rose
Highly humorous account of a series of disasters that bring Elizabeth and Darcy to an understanding at Rosings.
56 - "The Love Letter" by Brenna Aubrey
An unsuspecting man rediscovers his true love thanks to Jane Austen.
55 - "A Husband for Miss Margaret" by Alysia Mathews
Margaret Dashwood makes a most advantageous match.
44 - "Mary" by Sarah Grace Kuhlman
An epistolary tale of a deserving young lady finding love despite financial and social obstacles.
36 - "The Girls of Netherfield Park" by Marybeth Ihle
Moving diary of an orphan girl weathering WWII with the help of Jane Austen.
23 - "Carpe Diem" by Jane Greensmith
Told from Lucy Steele's perspective, a sympathetic account of her engagement to Edward Ferrars
07 - "Lifeline" by RachelP
How an unfortunate accident could have brought Elizabeth and Darcy together after the Netherfield Ball.
Many more of the stories are quite excellent (there were very few I did not enjoy), but these are the ones that made the most lasting impression on me. You can still read them all at Pemberley.com, and I urge you to do so. This contest has been a treasure trove for the JAFF fan.
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Monday, February 28, 2011
Etiquette: "Bread and Butter" Letters
My husband and I find ourselves often consulting the copy of The Amy Vanderbilt Complete Book of Etiquette by Nancy Tuckerman and Nancy Dunnan that his mother gave him upon graduation from high school. It is a bit dated, the 1995 edition we own having last been updated in 1978, but we find it an extremely useful guide when we have questions about how to appropriately proceed. I know we are discussing modern manners, not those of Jane Austen's era, but I have decided to start posting when we consult the book, as I just find it so fascinating. Miss Austen, after all, would want us all to be well-mannered, wouldn't she?
Having just returned from my grandparent's house, where I stayed over the weekend, I am confronted with having to write the requisite thank you note in appreciation for their hospitality. Though I have never before consulted an etiquette book regarding this duty, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to consult Amy Vanderbilt and share with you my findings. I learned that this particular kind of thank you note is referred to as a "bread and butter" letter, a term I had not previously heard, but I was gratified to learn that my previous habits in writing these letters has been correct. Vanderbilt has this to say:
Whether you spend a night or a weekend at someone's house, you must always send a thank-you letter to you host and hostess within a week of your return home. Take time to write an enthusiastic and appreciative letter, mentioning something you did that particularly appealed to you or people you met who impressed you. If you did not take a present with you when you visited, now is the time to send one with a gift enclosure card reiterating your thanks.
Now despite the fact that these are my grandparents I am writing to, I only see them a few times a year (they live in Texas, while I reside in Delaware), so I think a note of appreciation not only highly appropriate, but also very appreciated. However, I will forgo sending a hostess gift. They are my grandparents, after all, and I believe that a gift from me on such an occasion would be regarded as wasteful spending. However, if I were staying with my other grandmother (who I am visiting in Florida in two weeks), I would feel very much the opposite. I will be bringing her a token gift, probably a box of candy (which she always enjoys), along with me. Two weeks latter, when my husband and I are visiting his cousins in New York, we will spend more money and bring them a bottle of wine. It is my thought that when we are dealing with close relatives, knowledge of their tastes and habits should inform our behavior regarding such formalities.
Under the category of letter writing, Vanderbilt gets into more specifics and also includes an example:
If you're a guest of friends for a night or longer, unless you visit them on a regular basis, when a telephone call is all that's necessary, write them a letter of thanks, known as a "bread and butter" letter. Here are a few helpful points to remember when writing this kind of letter:
- Unless there's a good reason for not doing so, write your thank-you letter no more than three days after the visit.
- The letter may be directed to the wife of the couple or to both. If only to the wife, mention of her husband is made: "Do tell Jim I loved fishing with him," or "Many thanks to you and Jim."
- While only one person writes a bread and butter letter, that person thanks on behalf of his or her spouse and any other members of the family.
- Make a few significant remarks about the visit: the guest bedroom was comfortable; how good the meals were; how much you enjoyed meeting a particular person; what fun a picnic was; or anything that was new or different.
Dear Rachel,
All the way back on the train, Joe and I did nothing but talk about the weekend and what fun we had. Staying in your cozy apartment is always a treat to say nothing of the gourmet meals you presented with seemingly little effort. Joe particularly enjoyed getting together with the Randolphs and having the chance to see the Matisse exhibition.
There's no couple we'd rather visit than you and Alex and we send our thanks to both of you for giving us such a wonderful time.
Love,
Marilyn
In the section immediately following this, Vanderbilt tells you what to do when you fail to receive a thank you note for a present sent, but as she says nothing about not getting a thank you following the departure of house guests, I assume this is the kind of courtesy to be thankful for when observed but not one to fret about when, as is probably usually the case, it is not. She also says nothing regarding the necessity of writing a thank you for a hostess gift, which makes me assume it is unnecessary. I do, however, frequently write such notes, particularly when the gift is something special.
So now I am off to write my very own "bread and butter" note. I feel thoroughly prepared to do so.
Having just returned from my grandparent's house, where I stayed over the weekend, I am confronted with having to write the requisite thank you note in appreciation for their hospitality. Though I have never before consulted an etiquette book regarding this duty, it seemed like the perfect opportunity to consult Amy Vanderbilt and share with you my findings. I learned that this particular kind of thank you note is referred to as a "bread and butter" letter, a term I had not previously heard, but I was gratified to learn that my previous habits in writing these letters has been correct. Vanderbilt has this to say:
Whether you spend a night or a weekend at someone's house, you must always send a thank-you letter to you host and hostess within a week of your return home. Take time to write an enthusiastic and appreciative letter, mentioning something you did that particularly appealed to you or people you met who impressed you. If you did not take a present with you when you visited, now is the time to send one with a gift enclosure card reiterating your thanks.
Now despite the fact that these are my grandparents I am writing to, I only see them a few times a year (they live in Texas, while I reside in Delaware), so I think a note of appreciation not only highly appropriate, but also very appreciated. However, I will forgo sending a hostess gift. They are my grandparents, after all, and I believe that a gift from me on such an occasion would be regarded as wasteful spending. However, if I were staying with my other grandmother (who I am visiting in Florida in two weeks), I would feel very much the opposite. I will be bringing her a token gift, probably a box of candy (which she always enjoys), along with me. Two weeks latter, when my husband and I are visiting his cousins in New York, we will spend more money and bring them a bottle of wine. It is my thought that when we are dealing with close relatives, knowledge of their tastes and habits should inform our behavior regarding such formalities.
Under the category of letter writing, Vanderbilt gets into more specifics and also includes an example:
If you're a guest of friends for a night or longer, unless you visit them on a regular basis, when a telephone call is all that's necessary, write them a letter of thanks, known as a "bread and butter" letter. Here are a few helpful points to remember when writing this kind of letter:
- Unless there's a good reason for not doing so, write your thank-you letter no more than three days after the visit.
- The letter may be directed to the wife of the couple or to both. If only to the wife, mention of her husband is made: "Do tell Jim I loved fishing with him," or "Many thanks to you and Jim."
- While only one person writes a bread and butter letter, that person thanks on behalf of his or her spouse and any other members of the family.
- Make a few significant remarks about the visit: the guest bedroom was comfortable; how good the meals were; how much you enjoyed meeting a particular person; what fun a picnic was; or anything that was new or different.
Dear Rachel,
All the way back on the train, Joe and I did nothing but talk about the weekend and what fun we had. Staying in your cozy apartment is always a treat to say nothing of the gourmet meals you presented with seemingly little effort. Joe particularly enjoyed getting together with the Randolphs and having the chance to see the Matisse exhibition.
There's no couple we'd rather visit than you and Alex and we send our thanks to both of you for giving us such a wonderful time.
Love,
Marilyn
In the section immediately following this, Vanderbilt tells you what to do when you fail to receive a thank you note for a present sent, but as she says nothing about not getting a thank you following the departure of house guests, I assume this is the kind of courtesy to be thankful for when observed but not one to fret about when, as is probably usually the case, it is not. She also says nothing regarding the necessity of writing a thank you for a hostess gift, which makes me assume it is unnecessary. I do, however, frequently write such notes, particularly when the gift is something special.
So now I am off to write my very own "bread and butter" note. I feel thoroughly prepared to do so.
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