Despite my determination to provide the public with its sorely needed weekly dose of Janeicillin, unforeseen events disrupted production this week. The unpleasant task of announcing that the populace shall have to manage without their weekly ration falls upon my unfortunate self. Some symptoms of withdraw can be expected, the most common being mild headaches, blurriness of vision, and an uncontrollable craving for high tea. Do not be alarmed if such ailments manifest. We are assured of the promptness of next week's supply, the quick consumption of which should provide immediate relief.
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